Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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