In the future we'll all be gay
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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