Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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