Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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is that a dick in a sweater?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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