you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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