Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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