sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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