Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
