i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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