In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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