i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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