I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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