I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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