You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just got carded by a ten year old.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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