I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize
