Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
How external is "for external use only"?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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