How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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