I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
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Barsexuality is the new black.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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