I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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