Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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