you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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