I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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