Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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