just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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