I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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