remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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