i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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