Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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