I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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