belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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