They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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