found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
