in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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