Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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