HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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