no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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