will power is for people who don't want to get laid
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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