But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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