i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
