There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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