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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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