I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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