yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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