Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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