No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize