So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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