he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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