So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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