yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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