so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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