Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
she woke up with a sticky ear
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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