East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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