either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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