I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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