have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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