dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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