New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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