I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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