I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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