He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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